Cute Halloween Joke

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:45 pm Cute Halloween Joke

Someone sent this to me and thought I would share but - BEFORE YOU READ I HAVE A DISCLAIMER lol... I am NOT prejudice and I would never do this to any kids but it is a cute ending.

A little boy and girl go trick or treating.

They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says,
"Well, you two are awful cute.
Who are you suppose to be?"
"We're Jack and Jill" she replied.
The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!"

So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed differently.
They ring the doorbell and once again the man opens the door.
"Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this time?"
"We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy.
"Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel
your'e black

Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the man hears the bell
ring again.
This time when he opens the door, there stand the two children, but this
time they are BUCK NAKED.
"Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?" he asks.

"Chocolate M&M's," said the little girl.
"I'm plain.
He's got nuts."