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Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:27 pm JOKE FOR BINGO
A MOTHER WAS WALKING DOWN THE HALL WHEN SHE HEARD A HUMMING SOUND COMING FROM HER DAUGHTERS BEDROOM. WHEN SHE OPENED THE DOOR SHE FOUND HER DAUGHTER NAKED ON THE BED WITH A VIBRATOR. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SHE EXCLAIMED.THE DAUGHTER REPLIED, IM 35 & STILL LIVING AT HOME WITH MY PARNTS & THIS IS THE CLOSET i'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND." LATER THAT WEEK THE FATHER HEARD A HUMMING SOUND COMING FROM BASEMENT,HE WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOUND HIS DAUGHTER NAKED ON THE SOFA WITH HER VIBRATOR, HE EXCLAIMED WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THE DAUGHTER REPLIED, IM 35 & STILL LIVING AT HOME WITH MY PARENT& THIS IS THE CLOSET I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. A COUPKE DAYS LATER THE MOTHER HEARD THE HUMMING SOUND AGAIN,THIS TIME FROM THE LIVING ROOM. IN THERE SHE FOUND HER HUSBAND WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL ON TV WITH THE VIBRATOR BUZZING AWAY BESIDE HIM. WHAT ARE OU DOING SHE EXCLAIMD. HE REPLIED......WATCHING THE GAME WITH MY SON-IN-LAW