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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,listened a moment And said ‘How should I know,that’s 200 miles from here!’ and hung up. The husband said, ‘Who was that?’ The wife said, ‘I don’t know, Some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear. _________________
too funny,lol
A state trooper pulled over an old man for speeding. the officer said to the old man' "If you can give me an excuse i've never heard before, i'll let you go."
The old man said to the officer,"Several years ago my wife ran off with a state trooper and I thought you were him bringing her back."
The officer replied,"slow down, and have a nice day."
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