Not Long Till A Landmark Event In Cc History

oh and I am not gonna say that I am probably older than any of you or at least tied!!

Now I need to get back to my rocking chair, find my glasses which I am always losing, put my teeth in a glass, pull off my wig, remove my fake boobs and butt, remove my fake eyelashes, and wash off all that "remove wrinkles cream" and let my face sag... tape up my boobs that are hanging south so I don't trip over them, lay out some depends for the night ... and since I am losing my memory too there probably are about 50 other things I have to do.

I live in the metallic age, silver hair, gold teeth, well.. never mind you get the idea.

ROFLMAO!

You know something, Crushers -- I used to have the nicest and funniest friend. ( sniff, sniff, ) Her name was (boo hoo) Valeria.

Oh darnit! I just blew a hole in my tissue! Guess my germs are leaving me, too.