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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:25 pm CAKE OR BED? LOL
> CAKE OR BED
>
> A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
> FOOTBALL MATCH WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
lmao
> 'HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.'
> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> 'FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'POWERGEN'
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO!'
> 'FINE!'
> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> 'WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT'
> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> 'FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'FRIDGIDAIRE'
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO!'
> 'FINE!' SHE SAYS
> 'THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK'
> 'I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> WANT TO FIX STEPS', HE SAYS, 'DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> 'TAYLOR WOODROW' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, I'M GOING TO THE
> PUB!!!!'
> SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A
> COUPLE OF HOURS................
> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
> TO GO HOME
> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
> HONEY, HE ASKS, 'HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?'
> SHE SAID, 'WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT
> WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS
> EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.'
> HE SAID,
> 'SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?'
> SHE REPLIED, 'HELLOOOOO.., DO YOU SEE 'MR KIPLING' WRITTEN
> ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!'
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