Birthday Contest Day #06 - Birthday Related Jokes (c

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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:59 am
Birthday Contest Day #06 - Birthday related jokes (CLOSED)

Dear Crushers,

Continuing celebrations for our 14th year since we started we have at least 1 extra daily contest until 15th December, after which we build up to the festive period of Christmas and have daily contests relating to Christmas.

THIS IS OUR CONTEST FOR DAY #6
Each "daily" contest may last more than one day (the planned end date is shown above), and generally will depend on when I can get to judging / drawing winners. So, feel free to continue replying to any contest where winners have not yet been announced and you might be lucky

This contest idea was from mlj774 who won a reward prize in our November "Help Us Prepare" contest ...

TELL US YOUR BEST BIRTHDAY RELATED JOKE(S)

- You may post more than once, but must allow another member to post in between your own replies.

- Please be careful if copy/pasting NOT to include any web links!

How will Winner(s) will be determined?

There will be 1 prize of 1 x $5 for 500 CCpoints randomly drawn from all eligible posts.

General rules for December 2017 Daily Contests:-

- All entrants should have read the rules and abide by them
- Unless specifically stated above, please allow a reply from at least one other member between your own replies.
- Unless specifically stated above, winners will be drawn randomly from all valid entries.
- The time/date of the draw will be determined by crushadmin based on availability and number of answers given. Generally this will be between 24 and 72 hours of the contest topic being available in the Contests forum.
- Please do not chase up when reaching the minimum payment threshold - prizes have and always will be paid as soon as available and at our earliest convenience.

STANDARD CONTESTS AND PRIZES TERMS APPLY

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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:05 am
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What is the best way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it just once!

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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:51 am
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake...

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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:01 am
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It is crazy easy to buy a birthday cake. Even if it is no one's birthday. They don't even check.

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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:07 am
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At what age do you start forgetting how old you are? That's how old I am

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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 12:17 pm
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What did one candle say to the other?
"Don't birthdays burn you up?"

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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:36 pm
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY. SOON YOU WILL GET OLDER AND THEN YOU CAN LAUGH,
SNEEZE, COUGH AND PEE, ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:43 pm
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What birthday game do rabbits like to play ?

A: Musical Hares

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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 4:39 pm
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IS IT GETTING WARMER HERE OR IS IT ALL THOSE CANDLES ON YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE ?

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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:56 pm
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"Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
A: "No, only little babies."

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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:57 pm
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Q: What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?

A: You can have your cake and eat it too.

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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:14 pm
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Some employees got together and bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"
His employees replied, "No."
Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?"
"His employees replied again, "No."
Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?"
His workers responded, "A puppy."

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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:20 pm
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It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.

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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:35 pm
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THE BEST WAY TO REMEMBER YOUR WIFE'S BIRTHDAY IS TO FORGET IT ONCE

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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:30 pm
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Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.

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