A Woman's Poem/a Man's Poem 07-Mar-2011

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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:35 pm
A Woman's Poem/A Man's Poem

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
Big breasts who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a $hit.

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:00 am
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LMAOO funny,i like the women's poem

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:27 am
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Love it !!
OC, Thanks so much for posting that. I hadn't had anything really funny to email my daughter in a long time.

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:14 am
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Hi,

I love it..and how true..

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