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Hello Crushers!

Last week all_the_way_4U posted a joke in Banter and Bitchin and we had a lot of fun with it.

https://www.casino-crush.com/bb2/husband-10-vt16421.html

all_the_way_4U then sent me a PM and thought that this might make a fun contest for us to do.

So Crushers, while reading the joke that all_the_way_4U posted, please think about what upgraded programs or software you'd like to install in your significant other? roflmaooooooo
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Dear IT support:

Last year I updated Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that in Flower 5.6 and Jewellery 7.7 programs instant problems occurred (in Boyfriend 5.0 those programs worked without any problem).

When downloading Husband 1.0 I noticed that bunch of very important programs also disappeared - for example Romance 9.9.
Husband 1.0 somehow automatically installed Gambler 5.0 and Sports_&_TV 3.0.
Communication 8.0 doesn't work at all and if I try to run Cleaning 2.6 the whole system falls.

I've tried to download Nagging 5.3 to repair the problem, but it doesn't help? Any advices?

Best Wishes, Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

You have to remember that Boyfriend 5.0 is only free software to get to know the Husband 1.0 which is whole operating system.

Try command C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.0. Then Husband 1.0 should run automatically programs Guilt 3.0 and Roses 7.0.
Do not run this command very often, because Husband 1.0 might ignore the original command and run Silent Treatment 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 and Big Pint 6.1. All these 3 programs mentioned will create nasty Snores_Loud_KROOH - files.

WARNING - Never download Mother-in-law 1.0 or another Boyfriend 5.0 software's. Those do not support Husband 1.0 and system failure is definite.

I want to assure you that Husband 1.0 usually works well and smoothly, but it's memory capacity is limited and it adopts new functions slowly.
Naturally you can buy additional soft wares to make Husband 1.0 run better. I recommend Warm_meal 3.0 and Naughty_lingerie 6.9.

Good luck with your new Husband 1.0!

IT support
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Thank you all_the_way_4U for your suggestion! It will definitely be interesting to see all of the new and improved programs and software the Crushers are ordering. LOL

Crushers there are no right or wrong answers for this contest, so everyone making a post will be placed into a random drawing.

RULES

1. All members that make a post for this contest ill be placed into a random drawing, where we will give away 1 $30 Neteller Prize.

2. The winner must have at least 3,000 CC points in order to claim a cash prize. If the selected winner has less then 3,000 CC points then they will receive 3,000 CC points in lieu of the $30 in their Neteller account.

3. All those entering must have a certified Neteller account in order for us to make payment on the prize awarded. Contest will end July 11th, 2006 and the prize will be awarded within 10 days after the drawing.


Good Luck Crushers!

Happy Gaming Always!

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Too funny! I am not married, but do have a 'friend' who seems to be interested. So I guess I would download the "make the first move already" 1.0. Smile


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Oh I would like to install the 'change the toilet roll' 2.0 and I desperatley need to uninstall the "mother in law" virus.


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how about making a working "I'll always be faithful 1.0"

if i should win, could i be paid in CC merchandise please?


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I need a professional tech for all the upgrades I need for hubby:

Do the dishes 1.0
Pick up after yourself 2.0
lose some weight 6.0
clean the car 5.0
cook more often 2.0 (with the clean up the kithchen afterwards revised edition)
and the "Don't forget I love you, hubby" 10.0 latest software Wink

Thanks (do they have these programs at Radio Shack?...they should!)


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It would have to be change the toilet paper roll 5.0 for me Mackieo


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Definitley need the following software to upgrade Husband 1.0

Get Off Your Duff and Show Some Life 5.6
Complete Laundry 1.0
Compliments 4.4

For all of that I probably need more RAM (RandomAccess MONEY)

~Nono


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Tabatha is a perfectly operating mate, never needs additional downloads or updates....and she's standing right behind me while I type this!


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NagShredder 2.0
LogicScan 4.1
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a new cooler for constant overheat Very Happy


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i would love to download the put your toilet seat down when done file


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I,ll go with the toilet paper roll change Cool


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I would love to download, How To Successfully Pick Up Socks 101


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I would like the put your toilet seat down one.


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I would like to download.. How to find a Guy 3rd Version (for anyone over 48 and divorced) Then update with We can Have Some Fun but then GO HOME! version 1.2a definitely need to have I Am Not Your Maid 10.0 and Spoil ME Once In Awhile 5.9.... and last How To Unload Your Baggage From Husband 1.0 and/or Husband 2.0

ROFL I loved allright and Nono hahahaha


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I would upgrade hubby 1.0 he needs it

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