The Man Dictionary - 18 Sep 2009

IT'S A GUY THING
TRANSLATED: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.

CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?
TRANSLATED: Why isn't it already on the table?

UH HUG, SURE, HONEY, OR YES, DEAR
TRANSLATED: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN
TRANSLATED: I have no idea how it works.

I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.
TRANSLATED: That girl standing on the corner is a real babe.

TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD
TRANSLATED: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR
TRANSLATED: Are you still talking?

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS
TRANSLATED: I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle
identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.

Thanks AJ, I enjoy a good chuckle in the morning!

LMAO AJ!!