Barbie Today? 23 Sep 2008

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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:57 pm Barbie Today?

Barbie Today?

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Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.
He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"

In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?"

"We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00".

Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"

"That's obvious" the sales lady says.

"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture......."

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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:06 pm -

LMAO that is too funny.

thanks rhonda

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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:05 pm -

lol yes that was Funny

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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:41 pm -

Good one Rhonda - lmao

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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:00 am -

LOL Rhonda!

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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:52 am -

Thanks Guys, I just love a good joke!!

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Barbie Today? - 23 Sep 2008