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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:51 pm Widdle Wabbit
"Widdle Wabbit"
A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,
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> "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
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> As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
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> She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
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