Roflmao Contest Closed Winner Announced

ROFLMAO @ Nono, how about 13 pages of jokes now lol. It has taken me an hour to count the jokes per person and make up a tag for each lol. ermmm wanna guess who has the most jokes? lol Thank you for continuing to post, like I've said before I look forward to this contest on a daily basis, it will surely be missed!

Good Luck Crushers for the drawing tomorrow!

Happy Gaming Always!

OrangeCrush

Fan-Freakin-Tastic NonoNanette!!!

Thanks for the Posts!!

Here's another one from me....

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an idiot," John said. "Piss on him."

"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him!" said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday.

ok not a joke but something funny to laugh at that my master 2 and a half did, the other Sunday I was asleep on the lounge with my baby Tyson, he is teething so it had been a rough night and I was comatose and my darling Riley decided to go into the spare room, climb over all the junk in there and he found a 5kg bag of painters plaster, managed to drag it out the spare room into the lounge room, I was asleep and didn't even hear him which is unusuall (too tired I guess) Well his Dad comes storming in from the bedroom and wakes me up (not nicely either) I jump up to find what seems like a ton of white powder all over my carpet, not impressed was an understatement. I took me 2 and a half hours to clean up. I was vaccuming it up and I turned around and it was going out the back of the vaccum all over everything in the loungeroom so I put the vaccum cleaner out the window and our whole front yard was just white plumes of dust everywhere, the neighbours must have been wondering what the hell was going on. Anyway the vaccume cleaner blew up so I borrowed my mums, it then took me 5 more hours to clean everthing that had the plaster on it. Iam just lucky he didn't find any water to go with the plaster powder or it could have been worse. When i asked Riley what he was doing and why he was doing it he said make pancakes like on cooking show, LMAO, I shouldnt let him watch the morning cooking shows, I always find piles of curry powder or parsley or flour and the rest LOL



Hope that makes you laugh

Hi Crushers, I really hate to see this contest come to an end. But as all good things must come to an end so does this contest.

I would like to thank everyone that participated in this contest, it has been one of our funnest contests we've had, in my opinion.

We had a lot of entries into this last contest. And they were all put into my tupperware bowl, lid tightly placed and shook the hell out of it. lol My lovely assistant Kristy pulled the final winner.

The winning Jokester is:




NonoNanette...NonoNanette...NonoNanette...NonoNanette...NonoNanette
NonoNanette...NonoNanette...NonoNanette...NonoNanette...NonoNanette
NonoNanette...NonoNanette...NonoNanette...NonoNanette...NonoNanette
NonoNanette...NonoNanette...NonoNanette...NonoNanette...NonoNanette




Congratulations NonoNanette, your neteller will be credited within 10 days!

Happy Gaming Always!

OrangeCrush

Congrats to *ALL* winners

LuckyItalian

WTG NONO

And congrats to all the winners

and a big thanks to CC

HI,


WTG nono.....enjoy your win

This contest was great!!!!!


sisters

Congrats to all winners!!!!

Thanks CC! This contest was so much fun, I really enjoyed reading all the jokes. Winning was a big bonus!

~Nono

Congrats NONO

win4maw

And heeeeeeeeeeere's NONO.........Our Lady of the Jokesters! Congratulations, Nono. Well-deserved!

royalblush

This contest was THE BEST!! Thank you all for the laughs each and every day!

WTG to all the winners and Congrats Nono!!!

Happy gaming always,

LadyCrush