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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:09 am 17 Ways to annoy people in an elevator
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1. when there is only one person in the elevator tap them on the shoulder and say it wasn't you.
2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.
3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"
5. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
6. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.
7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
8. Randomly ask, "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute.
9. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a medicine that can cure that?"
10. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
11. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
12. Crack open your briefcase20or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"
13. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.
14. Stare at another pAs senger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
15. Stare manically and grin at another pas senger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."
16. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other pas sengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"
17.Make explosion noises whenever the doors close.
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