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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:55 am lmao...joke
A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people
here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raised their hands.
Well, that is a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raised their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raised their hands..
"Has
anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raised their hands. "That's fantastic."
Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love
to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raised his hand. The professor took off his glasses
and said, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell
us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his
way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor
asked, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "jeeze! From way back thar, I thought you said "Goats."
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