October 2013 Redneck Contest..winners Announced

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Hello Crushers,



Crushers I love the show Duck Dynasty..For this contest lets post all things Redneck..It can be anything..people, places, things or quotes..LOL..

You may post more than once but please allow a post in between..

Trucks

Even rednecks are feeling the economy pinch this Christmas season…....

Redneck Christmas Tree

roadkill stew

Honey Boo Boo

Riding mower races...

Rednecks Play the Lottery

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."
The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"

Suger Bear

You Just Might Be A Redneck if....

~Your wife's arms got so big from pushing your car.
~Your wife answers to "Cuz."
~Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
~Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
~Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
~You met your wife through a "personal ad" written on the men's room wall.
~You have your wife check the depth of the water before you drive your truck through it.
~During your wedding ceremony the minister said, "Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady?"
~You actually have more than one recipe for squirrel.
~You have to put your teeth back in to sing along with your car radio
~You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
~You ever cut your grass and found a car.
~You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
~You think the stock market has a fence around it.
~Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
~Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
~You own a homemade fur coat.
~Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
~You burn your yard rather than mow it.

moonshine

"Buck Naked Line Dancing" isn't a videotape, it's "Ladies Night" at the local bar.

Marijuana in the Firewood

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'Ah'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's a-hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They searched the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah sure did!'

'Did they chop all-a ya firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

start a fire, let it get real hot, shake up a soda can and throw it in the middle of the fire - soda bomb!

Ghost Hick
A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.

"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!"

Backwoods High Tech

Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick.
Byte - What your pitbull done to cousin Jethro.
Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
Terminal - Time to call the undertaker.
Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.
Diskette - Female Disco dancer.
Fax - What you lie about to the IRS.
Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers.
Modem - What you do when the grass gets too high.
Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
Network - Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line.
ROM - Where the pope lives.
Screen - Keeps mosquitoes off the porch.
Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.
Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year.
SCSI (pronounced scuzzi) - What you call your week-old underwear.