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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:17 am -
Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the piss out the underpants.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:17 am -
Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:18 pm -
A blonde walked into a bar
OUCHH!!!
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:56 pm -
[Q]What Did The Lumber Jack Say He Would Like To Do To The Sexy Model BERTHA
[A] Tempt Ber
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:35 pm -
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:59 pm -
Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:04 pm -
Q; TWO PEANUTS walk into bar
A; one was salted
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:17 pm -
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:17 pm -
Two gentlemen in my family.....wait, my family has no gentlemen....never mind.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:32 pm -
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:18 pm -
Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:42 am -
Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:48 am -
woohoo my favorite!
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that day.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:21 am -
Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:07 am -
"Hello, Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company."
"Would you spell that, please?"
"Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you."
"Sorry sir, I lost you at sea."
