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Here goes Doc......... LOL
Well it all started on this bright sunny day. I read the forum and noticed you maybe missing a kidney again. I said to myself: WE MUST FIND THAT KIDNEY. I added finding your kidney to my TO DO LIST for the day, right under GO GET THE BABY MORE DIAPERS. After getting the baby settled in his carseat, I headed to the grocery store. I tell you traffic was so bad. I got flipped off several times just making my way to the store that was less than two miles away. You see I was very busy looking at all the garage sale signs for hopes of seeing, ONE KIDNEY FOR SALE CHEAP!!! How was I to know I was crossing the centerline every now and then? Geeze some people just dont know how to move out of your way. I mean I do have a sign on my SUV that states...... BABY ON BOARD.... that ought to say something. Anyways back to my story, I finally made it to the store and picked up the diapers. On the way home I saw a garage sale sign and thought it read, ONE KIDNEY FOR SALE CHEAP, so I made a fast u-turn in the road and pulled up at the sale. Just my luck, I made the u-turn in front of one of our local cops!!!!!!! I knew I was in trouble when he said...... Ma'am did you know you just made an illegal u-turn in the road? I mean what could I do? I couldn't tell him, no sir it wasn't me. So I just said yes sir and looked away. <SIGH> Then I slowly unbuttoned the top button on my blouse. Let me tell you, he stopped me at button number 2!!!!! Mr Cop then pulled out his ticket book and said to me, " Now Mrs. Bee unbuttoning your blouse worked on that speeding ticket, but it wont work this time. GEEZE!!!! So anyways, I did get a ticket, and now I cannot afford to deposit till next month.
By the way, I was so flustered after all of this, I failed to find your kidney at the sale, but I did find a nice piece of depression glass to go with my collection.
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That $10 maybe just the thing to keep me busy and keep me from going to jail or at least give me the chance earn bail money. I'm on the edge of a cliff and ready to push ...no not a person but our truck. Ya see it has an electrical short somewhere and the battery won't charge so every time I drive somewhere (2 miles max mind you ..the problem has affected many other things but I won't bore you with the list...lol) and come home I have to take the stinking battery out and hook up to a charger. I swear I was ready to claim to have an electric vehicle on my taxes cause that's exactly what it feels like. My neighbors probably think I'm freakin paranoid that someone is going to steal it ( I wish) so I take the battery out every time time I get out..lol...tears...lol. Now this has been going on since at least october. Why not take it to the shop you ask well couldn't afford to then and when I did have the loot I start it up and the freaking radiator cracked..no kidding the thing hates me. I pull that out..peddle bike with radiator to shop (yup peddle) get repaired and replace. Side note I am a 37 yr old mommy of a 4 yr old whose hubby great as he is lets just say mechanics not his thing bless his heart. So I did pay a local guy $40 bucks after he and I thought we had it licked ..NOT!!..now can't track him down. Spent last night working on it and was getting optimistic almost that I'd figured it out and fixed it. Fine taking daughter to school then not so fine picking her up. So again back to lugging battery into house to charge. On a positive note where I had little to no visble arm muscles well I can know flex a pretty nice one thanks to my battery arm curls..lol.So PLEASE send the $10 my way or at least a good free mechanic or else the truck gets it....lol
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Great contest DrCrush! bee12o3 you're are very lucky! I would of got a ticket for indecent exposure lol. Oh and poor cmr29sun, honey I feel your pain. lol I have a 1967 Ford truck that I could tell similar tales with, by all means if you need a shoulder please pm me and lets talk lol.
Ariel you have done a great job with Wild On Casino, you are to be commended. Your staff is awesome they are one of the best I've experienced! Thank you!
Crushers, we do appreciate each and everyone of you that has made deposits to make us number 1. I wanted you to know that the staff here at CC has also been depositing to help out also. We're in this together Crushers, we'll always be #1 in my heart!
Good Luck Crushers!
Happy Gaming Aways!
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Thank you SisterSherri for posting that phone number for us all.
I've written it down for future use, but right now I'm busy playing Cleo at Wild On!
I made another deposit and have it up to $200! WoooHoooo!!
Good luck to all you Crushers who have deposited and to those of you who will be in the next day during CRUSHTOUR!
Keep winning,
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OH My God !! Thank you Thank you Thank you...Thank you CC..thank you ariel and thank you Wild on...Your not going to believe this but checked post earlier and didn't know I won...lol. I was just looking over new posts and was going to thank you for giving me excuse to vent my frustration when I saw congrats and my name..Holy Cow...guess I owe one more thank you to those that posted the congrats or I wouldn't even have looked twice. I'll have a smile on my face in the morning as I hurry my daughter out the door to drive her to school with my truck battery in hand of course. .lol.
Tomorrows scene I'm not looking forward to will go something like this...
me back to looking over my wiring diagrams...
well aware my "fix" failed neighbor strolls by asks "how's it coming along?"
Me.." Oh Just Great ..My real objective is to fill the bed of truck with blown 20 amp fuses..
Cmr29sun
By the way 67 a very good year I have to say.. Was going to call it a classic but EEK...just realized I'm also the classic model now too I guess.... ...LOL
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