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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:01 am    Why dogs are better than kids -
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Reasons Why Dogs are Better than Kids

1) Kibble and water are cheaper than formula and diapers.
2) They have more hair when they are born.
3) Dogs never forget to "go" before they leave.
4) Dogs can go on long trips without yelling "MOM HE'S TOUCHING ME!!!!"
5) It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.
6) Dogs cannot lie.
7) Dogs never resist nap time.
Cool You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.
9) Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.
10) Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.
11) Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
12) Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.
13) Average cost of sending a dog to school: $42; Average cost of sending a kid: $103,000
14) Dogs never grow out of being kissed in front of their friends.
15)Dogs don't wear holes in the knees of their trousers.
16)Dogs don't "backwash" crackers when sharing your soda.
17)Dogs will watch classic Star Trek with you and won't laugh at the special effects.
1Cool The older a Dog gets, the more they like you.
19) Dogs don't ask why. Dogs don't ask why. Dogs don't ask why.
20) Dogs don't roll their eyes when you insist Dogs today have it easier.
21) Dogs stick their tongue deep inside your ear canal; children use a pencil.
22) Dogs don't jump on the bed; they just quietly shed in them and lay on you,considerately adding to your warmth.
23) Dogs, when entering those teen years, are neutered.
24) Dogs have tails, making it easier to grab them as they run away.
25) When Dogs interrupt you making love, you don't have to explain that the two of you are "wrestling to see who does the dishes."


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:48 am    -
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Love it!!! LOL


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:05 am    -
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LOL cute


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:21 am    -
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Very funny! I could add another couple of pages to those listed if I had time LOL


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:20 pm    -
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lol so nice and true, also you wont get jailed for locking your dog in a cage, i love dogs, as they say in korea a dogs not just for christmas, cook it right and it will last into the new year lol


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