Dec 2021 - Casino Crush 18th Birthday Contest #11 Ended

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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:26 pm December 2021 - Casino Crush 18th Birthday Contest #11 ENDED

Welcome to Casino Crush's 18th Birthday Party Celebration!!!

For our 11th Contest:

GIVE US BIRTHDAY JOKES!

Tell us your birthday jokes!

You can enter up to 5 *different* jokes (please try not to post jokes that others already posted!)

PLEASE BE CAREFUL *NOT TO LINK TO OTHER SITES* when copying/pasting jokes

(any such entries will be removed completely)

RULES

Everyone that makes a post will have their names placed into a random drawing where we will give away 2 x $5 prizes.

Contest will end December 14th, 2021

Good Luck Crushers!!!

STANDARD CONTESTS AND PRIZES TERMS APPLY

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win4maw

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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 1:40 pm -

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Beer
Beer who?
HAPPY Beer-thday greetings!

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NonoNanette

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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 8:24 pm -

It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. 'Last week, I asked her what she wanted as a present. "Oh, I don't know," she 'said. "Just give me something with diamonds." That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

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mlj774

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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 8:41 pm -

"I LIKE BIRTHDAYS, BUT I THINK TOO MANY CAN KILL YOU."

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NonoNanette

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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 8:49 pm -

Why is it a good idea to become friends with babies?

It means youâ€™ll get free cake once a year on their birthday for the rest of your life.

Happy Birthday CC!

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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 9:04 pm -

What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!

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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 10:58 pm -

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2021 11:07 pm -

When I was born I was so surprised, I didnâ€™t talk for a year and a half.

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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2021 2:49 am -

Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake.â€
Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.

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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2021 5:03 am -

Do you know what the banana said to the vibrator?
Why you shaking, sheâ€™s gona eat me!

Only joke I can remember all these years!
Lol
Sincerely,
Tobad

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Good luck all!
Sincerely,
tobad

mlj774

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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2021 10:43 am -

FOR MY BIRTHDAY I GOT THE WORDS "I LOVE YOU" TATTOOED ON MY D**K

MY WIFE SAID

STOP TRYING TO PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH!

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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2021 1:56 pm -

Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Happy Birthday Casino Crush

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mlj774

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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2021 2:21 pm -

THE BIRTHDAY CARD I RECEIVED FROM MY BROTHER...

FORGET THE PAST, YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT,

FORGET ABOUT THE FUTURE, YOU CAN'T PREDICT IT,

FORGET ABOUT THE PRESENT... I DIDN'T GET YOU ONE!

LOL...

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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2021 3:51 pm -

I used to be a boy trapped in a woman's body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!

Happy Birthday CC!

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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2021 6:16 pm -

IT'S MY WIFE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY, SO I DECIDED TO GET HER A PAIR OF SLIPPERS AND A DILDO,
IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE THE SLIPPERS, SHE CAN GO F**K HERSELF!

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December 2021 - Casino Crush 18th Birthday Contest #11 Ended