I posted this over at Poker Crush but I had to share it here too
You know you have been playing too much poker when..
I was sitting on my bed reading while my 4 year old grandson what at my computer desk playing online games. I always keep an eye on what he is playing.
I looked up and he had found a card game (He didn't know how to play it of course).
I said, "What are you playing?"
He turned to me very serious and pointed a finger at me and said, " I am in a tournament, so I need peace and quiet."
Being the social butterfly he is, he added "But you can still talk to me. I just need peace and quiet."
I didn't want to embarress him by laughing hysterically so I left the room a moment to compose myself.
I came back in the room after a minute and he was already on another game.
I said with a straight face, "Did you win the tournament?"
He replied, "Yes! I was this close (putting his fingers apart a quarter inch) and the other guy was this close (spreading his hands wide apart), and I WON! I got a BINGO!"
ROFLMAO I almost lost it again. I guess I play too much poker and bingo when he is around LOL
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