Happybirthday Ratfang

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RAT!!!!

Hope you didn't get too trashed tonight! HAHAHA!!!

from your friend, Monty!!

YOUR BIRTHDAY WISHES COME TRUE

Today is your birthday and wanted everything to go perfectly,
so you started planning first thing in the morning, when all of a sudden
AJ The Genie
appeared right in front of you. You thought this was very
He tells you that you are allowed three wishes for your birthday.

You get very excited and nervous

and started thinking about the three wishes you would ask for.
You started reflecting about your life and remembered about all the men that
have pissed you off throughout the years and came up with your first wish.

I would like to see all the men that pissed me off throughout the years and hang them out to dry, like they did me.

No problem, so it is said, so it will be done.
She looked out the window and she was very happy with what she saw:



Then she set her sights on gambling and came up with her second request.
She didn't want to make draw attention to herself, so she decided
to keep the request on the moderate side.

I would love to win a mediuim size win on one of the slots for my birthday.
No problem, so it is said, so it will be done.
So she went online to play her favorite slot machine,
lo and behold, there it was



She was very happy with what she saw.

Then she thought about her third and final wish and decided that
she wanted to be the most popular person in the World and
wanted everyone to notice her at the birthday party.

I want to be the most popular person in the World
and for everyone to recognize her at my party.

No problem, so it is said, so it will be done.

In about five minutes everyone started arriving at the party.
As they walked in each and everyone of them had a big smile
and recognized her as the birthday girl.
The night began with



but after a while and with more drings, she noticed that everyone was laughing at her.
She asked her best friend why everyone was laughing at her,
when her friend said, "Go look in the mirror."
She went and looked in the mirror and this is the image she
saw staring back at her


She was very hot under the collar because her

just went up in flames.

I hope you enjoy this little birthday tale that I wrote and created by self.