Are You Bored? - 28 Jul 2008

Hi sitemates!

If you find yourself getting bored, try doing one of the following, and see if people's reactions don't bring you out of it!

1. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play a tape of "Tropical Sounds" all day!

2. Tell your friends to address you by your professional wrestling name, Rock Bottom!

3. When the money comes out of the ATM machine, scream "I won! I won!"

4. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you aren't in the mood.

5. Sing along at the opera!

If you want some more, all you have to do is ask me! I got 'em in case I ever leave CC and need 'em!

RC

Good ideas, RC, but I prefer filling the baby stroller up with garbage and wandering around town with a big wet pee stain on the front of my pants. Thanks for the ideas, anyway, tho!

ROFLMAOOOOOOO!

That's a good one, Al. I will add it to my collection!

Here's something else I do: Every time someone asks me to do something, I ask, "Do you want fries with that?"

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That did the trick for me lmaoooooooo

i put my son in a dress and make him do cartwheels hahahahaha

I also like to go to a big party...and throw all the food on the floor....LMAO...I did it at the last party I was invited to...oh, about 20 years ago....

try walking into a crowded elevater and standing with your face to the back and every time it stops jump up and yell WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

When I left the zoo, I started running for the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

LMAO! go to the grocery store and yell this meat is full of maggots over the intercom. or, when you go out sit at the bar and look in the mirror and repeat omg im so beautiful...lmao! you guy's are crazy!

Speaking of intercoms, page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise your voice!

find a crowded bus and as soon as you get on and pay tell the bus driver "this is my stop"