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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 12:17 am They walk among us ... chuckle of the week
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a
Sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'
The next day someone stole it!
They walk amongst us!
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One day I was walking down the beach with
Some friends when someone shouted.....
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'
They walk among us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the
Estate agent which direction was north because
He didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east
And has for sometime. She shook her head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'
They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard an admin girl talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said
she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving'.
They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
which is designed to cut through a seat belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area
and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)
They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone
and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces.
They Walk Among Us!
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Dumb as a box of Rocks
TRUE STORY:
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic
function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi
took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and
asked him a question with which he was most at ease.
'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you
detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely
normal?'
'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which
anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates,
that puts you on the track..'
'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.
Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the
world and died during one of them. Which one?''
Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh,
'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I
must confess I don't know much about history.'
Sadly, they walk among us!
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Traffic Camera
A man was driving when he saw the flash of a trafficcamera.
He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the
limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... Just
to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same
spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove
even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera
again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result.. He
did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera
flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace... Two
weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without
a seat belt..
You can't fix stupid!!!
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO
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