A Comedic Memory! - 15 May 2008

JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE A FUNNY MEMORY I HAVE WITH MY GRANDMOTHER!



One day, a long time ago, my grandparent's told me that they would be out of town for a few day's. At the time, I was living next door to them in an apartment that they owned. I said have a nice trip, and as they pulled away, I was instantly on the phone with as many friends, and friends of friends to set up a big big party!

3 hours later, a keg of beer magically appeared in the front yard, along with 13 of my closest friends! We were having a blast! Music, brews, being lakeside in Lake Elsinore on a nice summer night! Party of the year is how it was described! Im positive a couple of you were out there @ the time, and remember it!

The next morning, un-expectantly, my grandparents arrived home early! They came over to find all 13 of us passed out around the keg on the patio! "What the hell" is what I remember hearing out of my grandmothers mouth when she stumbled into the what resembled "a crime scene"! Being 19 @ the time, the friends were told to get the hell outta there, and the remaining 4 gallons of the keg were seized by my grandparents!

A few hours and a severe hangover later, the grandparents came over and said they were heading out to do some shopping. In dire need of some "hair of the dog", I found this to be a great opportunity to go over, and reclaim my property, my keg! I scurried over, grabbed my beloved keg, and proceeded to pour a cold one! Just as I was about to enjoy this well needed beer, KNOCK KNOCK! Oh poo, grandma is at the door! I did the best I could to hide the keg, blankets, towels I even tucked it into a closet. Sure enough, I let her in and like a bloodhound dog, she found my keg, and took it back over to their house, putting it this time in the garage!

Around 7pm, grandma came over, and let me know that they were going to the Saturday night mass. Instantaneously, my brain clicked in gear with thoughts of yet another mission to retrieve my keg! As soon as they left, I was on it! Using the hide a key, I got into the garage and retrieved my keg!

This time, I thought I would be smart! I decided to empty the keg into the big 2 gallon water jug that I had for the water machine in the kitchen. You know the jug's I am referring to, the big blue arrowhead jug's! After emptying the beer into the jug, I returned the now empty keg to the place it was hidden from me.

The next day was a very hot day! My grandparents were out doing their usual yard work that was done religously every Sunday. My grandmother came up to ask me for some help, which I was happy to do. Sweating, and de-hydrated, she grabbed a cup, and poured what she thought would be a nice cold glass of water, but actually ended up being a nice cold beer! As she took that first sip, she spit it out quickly, and a look of rage entered her eyes! "What the hell is this" she said with a shocked tone in her voice! "you little sneaky poo" she said as she finished that nice cold beer! "good idea, thanks for the beer" she said as she removed the jug from the fountain and took it back to her house, with a smile on her face!

LMAO That was pretty funny!! Your grandmother sounds like a pretty cool person!!!