Mowing and Beer
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer
and
watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came
over
and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my
lips,
lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes
of
this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied,
"I am. That's why she cuts the grass. "
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