How To Identify Where A Driver Is From

How to Identify Where A Driver Is From

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.

8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.

ROFL

lmaooooooooooooooooo

Whew glad Utah wasn't included lmaoooooooooo

lol....in Minnesota I've perfected driving with no hands.....OC can probably guess how I do it....the rest of you are too clean minded!

They forgot Montana...
One hand on wheel, girl squished against driver, dawg sitting in back, rifle in gun rack on back window, radio on loud on a Country Radio Station.
Stops at every other corner to go to a bar.

Oh and they are driving a beat up truck and wearing a cowboy hat. That is important.

LMFAOOOOOOO! MAYBE WE CAN ADD THAT TO THE LIST Val he he he

ermmmm so Al you would be driving with your knee then?

Oh and Valeria, I've been in a old truck driven by a cowboy in Montana and you hit the nail on the head!

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hmmmmmmmmm DO TELL OC!!!! LOL

I was born there and lived there till I was in my mid 40's hahahah

I want to hear MORE about this cowboy of yours ROFL

yes Rita, do tell!

OMG its been a thousand years ago LMAO all I really remember is the old truck and the cowboy




I think




roflmaoooooooooooooooooo

Well, OC! That's MORE than what we want to hear! So tell, girlfriend.

And Rhonda! Keep your facts straight! I have no squirrel tails on my antenna since I became a bit more civilized. lol

rofl -- That was a funny one, RhondaGrace!

You always find a way to have HAPPY GAMING ALWAYS!

RoyalCrush

Yup she dated a cowboy if that is all she can remember HAHAHAHAHAH

Dated? hummmm not quite lol. My girlfriend and I went on vacation and ended up in Montana - Just outside Yellowstone Park. Well as the day grew later we grew drunker lol sitting in the bar all day because the bartender was soooooo cute. The bartender ended up having to work a double so that ment we got doubly drunk and when the bar closed .... I'm not quite sure how but I found myself nekkid in a hot pot in Yellowstone with mr cowboy bartender cutie, my g/f and hell some other cowboy. lol I do remember the ride back to town however, in his old beat up truck. lol

Is that more then enough info again Royal Crush? roflmaooooo

lmao!!!!!!!! love it!!!! thanks for sharing lmao!!!