12 Days Of Christmas Contest Closed Winner Announced

Of course I believe in Santa! Someone had to send me that job, someone had to help me earn money for Christmas gifts, who else?

OK.. Does santa exist.. Hmmm lets take that the science way

1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist cihldren, that reduces the workload to to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seemes logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.

This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal anount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

5) 353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enourmous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion -

If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

But again if u r a kid reading this i can tell u that there is a santa..
and yes i have been nice at least until i made this post and proberbly took all kids hope on santa.. Naaaaaaaa dont think so

I know there is a santa and if i start doubt i know i can listen to the old xmas song " i saw santa kissing my mom"

Regards and Merry merry Christmas every1..

The1AndOnlyDJ

I BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS

I THOUGHT HE WAS ONE OF GOD' COUSINS LMAO

I BELIEVE TO SCARED NOT TO LMAO


AND I'VE BEEN PRETTY GOOD GIRL THIS YEAR

I BELIEVE AND BEEN GOOD(NICE)

mojojds


I ALSO LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU TO YOUR

LOVELY ASSISTANT KRISTY!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe in Santa, where do all the presents come from? But he could save some time and money by not putting all that fancy paper and bows. LOL

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Well I just don't know!!!!!!!!!!!

win4maw

roflmaooooooo, I hear ya maw, it kinda depends on the day if I'm naughty or nice heeheee.

Good Luck Crushers!

OrangeCrush

I have two nephews. One who will be six next month and the other 19 months.

Do I believe in Santa? You bet.

I've been naughty a few times this year, but I've tried to be nice!

Of course I believe in Santa! Sometimes i've been naughty, but i always have tried to be nice. Merry Christmas crushers!

YES I BELIEVE IN SANTA!!!

Of course i believe Santa, and i've try be always naugh... i mean Nice!

I LOVE IT REALDJ!

DO I BELIEVE IN SANTA - NO IAM SANTA IF I didn't GET THE PRESSIES FOR EVERYONE THERE WOULDNT BE ANY LOL

I HAVE BEEN NICE - HOWEVER VERY NAUGHTY WHEN I HAVENT FOUND THE CASHOUT BUTTON LOL LOL


MERRY CRISTMAS CRUSHERS (ONLY 2 HOURS TO GO FOR ME)

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You get him Orange!

Fresh mouth kid!

Hello Crushers! I appreciate you all entering these contests and we have 1 more of the 12 days of Christmas left.

today's winner was pulled out of my tupperware bowl, again by my lovely assistant Kristy, (looks like she found the brush today lol) and today's lucky winner is:



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