Men And Their Bulls**t Lmao

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord, I almost died.
But I'd spent so many nights
just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac
and you've brought me a French fry.
I should have known it was so small,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches
then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't notice it pop out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?
I will survive! As long as I have batteries,
my sex life's going to thrive!
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive, hey hey!!!!

Inspired by whom? Lmao

That's great, I can just hear it being sung to "I Will Survive" melody. Thanks for a Saturday morning laugh.

That is funny as during our kareoke parties I have sang I will survive so my 73 yr old mother has dared me to learn your words and watch about 35 family members faces as I start to sing it this way lol

Ya gotta see this if ya'd like a 42 second-Survivor laugh! I love this song!!
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