Why Some People Couldn't Be Paramedics....

Larry and Stephen are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Stephen grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He didn't seem to be breathing; his eyes were rolled back in his head.

Larry whips out his cell phone and calls 911. In a panic he gasps to the operator,
"I think Stephen is dead. What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
"Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard. Larry's voice comes back on the line,
"Okay, now what?"