April 2015 April Fools Contest..winners Announced

Change the time on the clock.

If it is someone who smokes....Hide the cigarettes and say they're all gone. For the right person it could be very funny.

I was at a restarant with a guy friend. A young guy ask us if we wanted something to drink after he left I asked the waitress his name. When he came back I called him by name and he ask how I knew that. So I told him I was psychic and the whole time I was there the waitress and the hostess would tell me stuff about him. So every time he came back to my table I would bring up something they told me. He was really getting paranoid because I knew so much that he was ready to go home. I even had another customer that told me to ask if Shirley had been there yet and when I ask him she stood up and said she was Shirley We really had this guy going, but when I went to leave I told him the truth and wished him a good April Fools.

Set the alarm for the wrong time

Someone actually had a winning lotto ticket made for his friend.Boy,was he pissed when he found out it wasn't real.

My grandson got me last year with candy that had a liquid center that was so hot and bitter I almost threw up ( but made me laugh because he was laughing so hard). It was even funnier when we gave some to his Mom.

mixing someones Jelly belly candy (the good ones) with the nasty flavored type. ( Like buggars, poop, etc.)

once my niece locked all the bathroom doors when I was watching here, and there were no keys. It was not funny until I figured out how to take the doorknob out.

If a friend needs a ride , wait in the car and move the car after they go into store.

One of the guys at work left a message on my desk that a Mr. Bear called and to call him back. When I dialed the number,ed a girl answered saying it was the Pittsburgh Zoo.

Does it count if it was done to you??? Today at work (remember I teach at Juvenile Hall) one of the boys came up to me and asked if he could go to the nurse, I asked him why, he quietly said "his privates hurt" me, being so nosy, asked him what it felt like, he just kept saying his privates hurt, so i kept trying to get out of him in what manner do they hurt, he then said "just kidding April Fools!!!" we both got a good laugh!!!

In 1984 January I had a son after a toddler then in December 1984 I had another son and APRIL 1st 1985 I told Dale my hubby that I was pregnant and he almost turned a shade of white until he thought and said I thought they fixed you and I told him it must not of worked.He didn't forget that for along time.

Just the other day on Facebook, my nephews girlfriend made a post on her timeline. She said that she was fed uo with the nude and disgusting "selfies" this person was sending to her. She asked them to stop, but they continued. No more. Now she is going public. You know who you are and now everybody on Facebook was going to know
what a pervert you are.
This was followed by a link.
Naturally, I clicked on the link and it took me immediately to my profile on Facebook. Ahhh !!!
Only upon reading the comments below it, did I find out that the same happened to all who clicked on that link. Funny.

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OMG these are funny..Keep them coming..

Kelly told me she was preggers..she was 16 at the time and I just about fell over..Thank goodness it was an Aprils Fools Joke..

SC