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Mel3
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:13 pm MEN AND THEIR BULLS**T LMAO |
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At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord, I almost died.
But I'd spent so many nights
just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .
But there you are,
Another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac
and you've brought me a French fry.
I should have known it was so small,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans.
Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches
then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't notice it pop out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?
I will survive! As long as I have batteries,
my sex life's going to thrive!
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive, hey hey!!!!
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Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:25 pm (No subject) |
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150 Gold Dollar Crusher
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Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:39 am (No subject) |
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