How come people send me their Blonde Jokes? LOL

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:44 pm How come people send me their Blonde Jokes? LOL

How Blonde Was She???

She was Soooooooo Blonde ..
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde.....
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

Thank you Barry for sending me these!!! Shocked

roflmaooooooo

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:11 pm (No subject)

Hi,

OMG those are hilarious Laughing

I laughed all the way through..

People send these to you because you're blonde Razz

...duhhh..lol..

Hugs,

Sarah Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:13 pm (No subject)

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:19 pm (No subject)

Hi,

Gee thanks Rita...now my secret is out Laughing

but folks I'm a proud blonde...lol...

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:43 pm (No subject)

wow ty for sharing some of your life history with us rita...read them at first and thought no way could rita have done all those things...then after thinking about it realised you could have lmaooooo...and sarahs blonde as well you say...hmmm that explains it lol....ty for sharing rita Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:55 pm (No subject)

lol, but you have to love a good blonde joke...We still love you Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:00 pm (No subject)

« broxi » wrote:

wow ty for sharing some of your life history with us rita...read them at first and thought no way could rita have done all those things...then after thinking about it realised you could have lmaooooo...and sarahs blonde as well you say...hmmm that explains it lol....ty for sharing rita Very Happy

HHHMMMMMM Broxi maybe on to something here lolololo

No I'm just kidding both of you are sweet caring woman who work their hinies off for CC

pssst notice I didn't say intelligent j/k lololol

Ty OC for sharing those were sooo funny my husband and I sat here LourAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:13 pm (No subject)

LMAOOOO filly Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:19 pm (No subject)

Hi,

Well Rita has rubbed off on me...can't you all tell Laughing

Actually I had to call her to ask how can you trip over a cordless phone Razz

she explained it to me...So now you know who the real blonde is Wink

SC

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:56 pm (No subject)

LMAO at Sarah laughing at OC I am curious about tripping over the cordless phone now . Exactly how does one do this? I can see tripping over the phone cord but.... LMAO

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:13 pm (No subject)

ROFLMAOOOOOOO do I hear a faint hint of blonde in the above post? ROFLMAOOOOOO

Seriously I've set the phone on the floor before and yes I've tripped over it. Embarassed