Happy Birthday Orangecrush Rita!

Happy Birthday Babe MUAHHHHH


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Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Dear Rita, Happy Birthday to yoooooooouuuuuuuuuu
I hope you have a wonderful day !

I know you have a wonderful sense of humor, Rita, so here are some Jokes and Quotes to give you a few giggles.


The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. - Jennifer Yane

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!

You were born an original. Don't die a copy. - John Mason


You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

It's been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you.

Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"
His employees replied, "No."
Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?"
"His employees replied again, "No."
Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?"
His workers responded, "A puppy."


A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over that night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted to get something special. At the store he spotted some cute little music boxes. One blue one was playing “Happy Birthday.” Thinking they were all the same, he chose a red one and had it gift-wrapped.

Later, at dinner, he gave it to his wife and asked her to open it. When she lifted the lid, out came the tune to “The Old Gray Mare, She Ain’t What She Used to Be!”
The divorce is pending.

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then the were off to a movie theater where they ate popcorn and sweets and drank Cola. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!

roses are red, violets are blue,
there is nobody as special as you.
may you have laughter and love,
from friends and God above,
and may you have nothing but smiles
as you travel the miles,
remember the rest,
'cause you are the best!!!


Happy birthday, Rita!!!

huge hugs xxxxxxxxx

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RITA ! HOPE YOU WILL HAVE WONDERFUL DAY !

Happy Burthdy Rita! Enjoy your day.

Happy Birthday Rita! I hope it's as awesome as you are!

Hello Everyone!!!

First of all thank you Geno for making up my birthday post!!! You are the best!!!

Reading through my birthday wishes, I've cried and LMAO. Most of all I appreciate each and everyone of you, you are my second family!!!

Thank you so much

Geno

maw

Archie

Shirls

Gloria

Debbie

Anne

Niek and Mieke

Pam

Maggie

Nono

Crystal

zonn

Deb

Donna

AnnaLaura

kaska

Patty


Love and hugs

Rita

Thanks so much Rita for the present.
Congrats all who posted

ty Rita.... muahhhhhhh you are truly the best!!!!!

Thank you so much Rita
Congratulations to everyone

Thanks and congrats ev1!!!

thank you very much !!!

congrats to everyone who posted

Thanks so much Rita!

I hope you had a fabulous day