Lady ~
(Please kneel that I may tap you with my best knight's sword.)
BY ROYAL DECREE, I HEREBY DUB YOU, LADY CRUSH, TO BE KNOWN BY ALL ROYAL PERSONS FORMALLY AS "OUR LADY OF THE PLAYSTERS" AND FURTHERMORE, I HEREWITH DECLARE THE DAY OF YOUR BIRTH TO BE KNOWN FORTHWITH ANNUALY THROUGHOUT THE KINGDOM OF THE PLAYSTERS, ON WHOSE SOIL THE SUN NEVER SETS, AS Lady Crush, Our Lady of the Playsters Day. May we celebrate it each year as long as we all shall live as a day our lives were destined to be blessed.
(You may rise.)
Royal H. Blush
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