Fancy Dress Costume .......... Lmfao

A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis,

Lady asks: What are you?
He says: I am a fireman.

But you are only wearing a glass jar, says the lady!

Exactly, says the man..............

In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I will cum as fast as I can!


HAHAHAHAHAHA

I thought this was funny.

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO

Funny IF you have that kind of mindset!!!!

roflmaooooooooooooooo! so funny!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAOOOOOOOPMSL classic x

LMAO!!!!!!! Good one!!!!

Good one

Tooooo funny ty

Love it! Mel, lmaooooo

Wild Card


One day Widdster walked in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing?" asked Widdster.

"We're playing poker and your mom's the wild card," replied his father.

So Widdster walked out and went into his sister’s room and saw his sister and her boyfriend having sex. "What are you doing?" asked Widdster.

"We're playing poker and he's the wild card," replied his sister.

So Widdster walked out and went to his room. Later on Widdster’s father walked in. "What are you doing!" yelled his father.

Widdster replied, "I'm playing poker!"

"But where is your wild card?" asked his father.

Widdster replied, "With a hand like this who needs a wild card!!!"

LOL Rhonda

You have a filthy mind

ROFLMFAO

lmao, rhonda....and don't listen to mel...your mind seems completely normal to me! lol