December 2009 Happy Birthday Contest #12..winner Annc'd

I often find myself saying things I think are perfectly innocent and come out sounding dirty! this happens daily but I swear its not on purpose!! lol

I have days now that I am "Older" where if I bend over, cough, or am looking at different levels of shelving in the grocery store.... that I have that "silent but deadly " experiences. It is soooo embarrassing!! Especially if someone is behind me.

Otherwise, I have to hurry to another aisle so I am not in the same isle when someone comes up it LOL

THOSE have been the most embarrassing.. and a lot of times I don't even know it is going to happen!

well I am not perfect but there are way tooo many to name anything really specific. But this ought to tel you something I used to drink a lot and was not a very smart drunk and went out in public way to many times after too many. If you can imagine it I probably did it.

The most embaressing thing I've ever done was when I was a lot younger as a child. My father is from Missouri and all his siblings are still there. We went to Missouri to visit. One of his sisters is a millionaire named Opel, Which is my Aunt Opel. We pulled up to her house & I jumped out of the truck & ran to the woman walking down the driveway & threw my arms around her gave her a big wet kiss telling her how much I Love her and to much my surprise............
IT WAS HER MAID!!!! HER JAPENESE MAID!!!
OMG!!! Talk about feeling stupid!! That was the most horrifying embaressing moment I've ever done to embaress myself

.for recent moments there to many to list.mine are more stupid moments cause i forget a lot and am not that bright.

Have anyone of the women that is ever been in a professional setting or party and gone to the restroom and inadvertantly gotten your dress stuck inside your pantyhose as to have your bottom exposedwell...

I have done that in both situations and the last time was at a party and I was not wearing unders because of the dress I didn't want panty lines.

you would think someone would have told me but nooooo it wasn't until I went outside to smoke that I realized where that cool breeze was coming from. Must have been at least a hour since I had used the restroom.

Just recently I went to a girlfriends hens party at a karaoke club - drank too much, did the single ladies dance routine in VERY inappropriate shoes and proceeded to fall backwards into the Large LCD karaoke monitor, after a flawless performance LOL!! Luckily it didn't break, and I was drunk enough not to feel embarrassed....until later.

Way too many to be specific... but be assured there has been many LOL

I was about 18,My sister and I hung out my boyfiends T-top roof in his car flashing the world our BOOBS Thinking all was good,The next morn.we got it good from MOM!!It turns out our oldest sister saw us flashing our BOOBS And told Mommy,It was embarrising lmaoooo

Last winter..Slipping in the snow/ice, falling down a hill and of cause a bunch of people waiting for a bus saw it..

I have sooo many embarrasing moments eg.:

skidding on the floor in high heels and landing on my bum when I entered the bosses office for a job interview.

falling flat on my face whilst crossing the main street

flinging cauliflour cheese all over the person next to me at a wedding reception when my fork slipped on the plate

walking smack bang into a glass wall thinking it was the automatic entry door

tipping soup over a bald man's head whilst I was waitressing

and so on.............and on..........and on............

well well many to tell..i was leaving a bar a few yrs back an i was talking to a group of people,,i came out and missed a whole flight of steps and landed on my knees..i felt soooooo stupid

Well I won't admit to any LOL


win4maw

well im perfect lol as everyone knows lmaoooo...but i do have a habit of saying what i think and being straightforwars which can be embarassing for myself and others....hate thinking i shouldnt have said that after i speak lol