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PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:43 pm    -
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Dear all,

Thanks very much for your jokes so far - they've certainly made me giggle (and of course put you all in with a chance of winning up to 2 x $50 prizes maximum - 5 x $50 prizes in total), of course the more VIP points you have the more chance you have but the draw will be completely random based on the number of VIP points for each member (1 ticket per VIP points ever earned).

There's still a number of you that haven't yet entered by putting a quick joke - but there's still time to (and of course earn some more VIP points before end of Dec).

Good Luck everyone and Happy Gaming Always,

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 12:33 am    -
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3 Please

An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.

The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.

The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.

The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."

The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:07 pm    -
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"The Blonde and the Two Dealers"-Two bored dealers are waiting around for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. The dealers agree.
She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm half naked." With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers.

"YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.

The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching the dice!"


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:27 am    Joke for my entry to win for VIP points gained and used
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A set of jumper cables walked up to a poker table and looked questioningly at the dealer while beginning to take a chair at the table.

"Okay," the dealer said, "You can join the game, but DON'T START ANYTHING!"

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 11:19 am    RE: My Entry for VIP Points DRAW CONTEST if send joke
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Hi Geno ~

Thank you for this neat contest.

I forgot to send my VIP info with my joke posted above, so here it is: (lost a contest once for same reason) (You should write a book called "CONTESTS FOR DUMMIES".)

Phoenician Casino - Phcr02601330
Monaco Gold Casino - MDR50991702
Fair Poker - FRR49821562
50 Stars Casino - FSR48792302
Maxima Casino - deleted all info but purchased $200
La Isla Bonita Casino - IBR48064162
Crazy Vegas Casino - tcvr00365489
Sun Vegas Casino - Fsvr00366090
Aus Vegas Casino - deleted all info
Titan Poker - TTR32690562

Cashed in VIP points for $200 to Neteller

Still have 2 VIP points ion CC account

Can't remember any other info on the run like this to post.

Thank you very much.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:52 pm    -
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A little late, I've been gone all over tarnation he last little bit.. and with no Internet it really bites the big one.. ANYWAYS.. Here ya go Geno...


A Scotish man was at a baseball game.

It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the mound, he took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run, Run."

This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scotish man was now exited and ready to get into the game.

The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called "walk" and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotchman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run ye basstarrd, rrrun!"

Everyone around him started laughing. So the Scotchman, extremely embarrased, sat back down. A friendly fan, seeing the Scotchman's embarassment, lened over and said, "He can't run - he got four balls."

The Scotchman then stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, man...walk with pride!"


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:08 pm    -
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Dear all,

Thanks for all your entries and jokes.

This contest actually closed for entries on 31st Dec BUT I will let those that entered up to here be included (BUT any VIPs claimed after 31st will NOT be included) - they will be credited to you as part of Jan.

Royalblush - many of the ones you posted you have already claimed for - there were a few you've already been credited for but 3 remaining which need to be checked out in more detail.

This topic will now be LOCKED until I've completed the draw (which I am doing right now as soon as I've generated tickets for the total VIPs earned up to 31st Dec).

Good Luck everyone Smile

Happy Gaming Always,
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:26 pm    -
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Geno, poor derar thing ~

You didn't get that book "_____for Dummies" out in time for me to read it!

Sorry, for real, not just the expression.

royalblush, the village (or site) idiot


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:38 pm    -
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Dearest Crusher VIPs,

Here's the results of our draw. There were 89 tickets in total and generated for each member, with drawn numbers next to each winner.


Member………………………………………VIPs………………………Tickets……………Drawn
win4maw…………………………………………13…………………(1 to 13)……………………12
raideramy……………………………………11………………(14 to 24)…………………………
royalblush…………………………………12………………(25 to 36)……………………28
iwona20…………………………………………12………………(37 to 48 )…………………46
nononanette…………………………………8………………(49 to 56)…………………………
treehug……………………………………………5………………(57 to 61)……………………59
annacris…………………………………………6………………(62 to 67)…………………………
beckie33…………………………………………3………………(68 to 70)…………………………
mmrobert…………………………………………5………………(71 to 75)…………………………
xyphrax……………………………………………5………………(76 to 80)…………………………
leifen………………………………………………2………………(81 to 82)…………………………
darrin6……………………………………………1………………(83 to 83)……………………83
ghost30……………………………………………1………………(84 to 84)…………………………
josie46……………………………………………1………………(85 to 85)…………………………
notLOL………………………………………………3………………(86 to 88 )………………………
babsy47……………………………………………1………………(89 to 89)…………………………


Congratulations to all the winners of $50 each (for 5000 ccpoints) for
win4maw, royalblush, iwona20, treehug, darrin6 !

Prizes will be credited to Netellers (assuming enough ccpoints) within 10 days from today. Any members that don't have enough ccpoints will instead receive 5000 ccpoints for this contest.

If you didn't win this time, don't fret - we will be doing more VIP draws for CC VIPs in 2006 wink

Happy Gaming Always,

Geno/CC


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:02 pm    -
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Congratulations win4maw, royalblush, iwona, treehug, darrin Smile Good luck at the casino SmileSmileSmile
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:02 pm    -
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WTG all winners!


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:20 pm    -
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WooooooWoooooo Way to Go win4maw, royalblush, iwona20, treehug and darrin6!!! Congratulations to All!!!

I wish you all the very best of luck with your winnings!

Thank you so much for supporting CC!!!

Happy Gaming Always!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:21 pm    -
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wtgo u guys


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:08 pm    -
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WTG Maw, Royalblush, Iwona, Treehug and Darrin Enjoy your win and good luck always

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:08 pm    -
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Thanks Geno and Casino Crush
royalblush, iwona20, treehug and darrin6!!! Congrats

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