Cc Vips - Past And Present Only Winners Announced

Dearest Crushers,

As a little Xmas Pressie for those we know have supported us as well as earned Guaranteed FREE Neteller Cash from the offers in our VIP forum, we are holding a Special VIPs Past and Present Contest.

Eligibility:
You MUST have earned AT LEAST 1 VIP point EVER at CC (even if you've since redeemed them for Cash, you will be eligible).

The list of members qualifying as I go to post are as follows:-


win4maw_________________________13 (ENTERED)
raideramy_______________________11 (ENTERED)
royalblush______________________12 (ENTERED)
iwona20_________________________12 (ENTERED)
daddyrusto_______________________6 (awaiting entry)
nononanette______________________8 (ENTERED)
treehug__________________________5 (ENTERED)
annacris_________________________6 (ENTERED)
beckie33_________________________3 (ENTERED)
bugola72_________________________3 (awaiting entry)
joenlou19________________________3 (awaiting entry)
superewok________________________3 (awaiting entry)
missadams________________________2 (awaiting entry)
mmrobert_________________________5 (ENTERED)
xyphrax__________________________5 (ENTERED)
tobad____________________________2 (awaiting entry)
leifen___________________________2 (ENTERED)
darrin6__________________________1 (ENTERED)
DUSTY60__________________________1 (awaiting entry)
ghost30__________________________1 (ENTERED)
josie46__________________________1 (ENTERED)
Kane1910_________________________1 (awaiting entry)
notLOL___________________________3 (ENTERED)
nuttshelle_______________________1 (awaiting entry)
TheFunk__________________________1 (awaiting entry)
toxicace_________________________1 (awaiting entry)
babsy47__________________________1 (ENTERED)




For every VIP point you have earned (earning more before 31st Dec will also count) you will received 1 entry into our 5 x $50 draw.

To Enter:
Simple - if your name is listed above (if you've claimed your first VIP point recently - please wait for it to be verified) .... then just post me a little joke below

It can be the worst joke in the world but it must be an attempt!

The Draw:
Only 4th January 2006 all eligible entrants tickets (1 ticket per VIP point ever earned) will be entered into a raffle.
Each member can win up to 2 x $50 prizes maximum.
5000 ccpoints required for redeeming per $50 prize. 5000 ccpoints will be given instead if a member ticket is drawn that does not have enough ccpoints.

Want to earn a few more entries quickly?
Check out our list of VIP points enabled gambling sites by clicking the link below:

Show Me The VIP offers
(opens in a new window)

Also, Microgaming fans might also be interested to know about a few more Microgaming Casinos we've now been able to offer VIP points for. You can see this in our Newsletter Archive here:

https://www.casino-crush.com/bb2/thu15-dec-2005-rn152.html

Good Luck and Happy Gaming Always,

Geno/CC

P.S. Non VIP earners - Please do not post here as they will be removed.

Myrtle got a job in a toe factory where they make "Tickle be Elmo". Her fellow workers noticed it was taking her a long time to do her job. When they came in the next day they saw "Elmos" all over. They were everywhere. One of the workers approached the boss and told him about Myrtle. The boss went over to see Myrtle. She was taking a little square of material and carefully putting 2 marbles in each one. He started to laugh hysterically. "Myrtle" he said, " I said to "TICKLE" Elmo"!!!!

win4maw

Ok ,this is a stupid joke but it's the only one I can think of right off hand .


A little girl ask a woman, "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
The woman answered, "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
The little girl ask, "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
The woman said, "Because we need the eggs."

babsy47

Santa Claws told me this one:

What is a characteristic of a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

Lying awake at night wondering if there really is a dog!

Happy Holidays

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?


sorry guys, i couldn't really think of any jokes, so I just found one on the net (i guess that's what it is there for LOL)

Good Luck VIP

btw- forgot to mention- Geno- thank you heaps for this contest- it does make me feel more special for being here and taking part in your activities- not only do i get awarded for the 5 vip points- but on top of that get entered into an extra draw- couldn't ask for much more

YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!!!

The first day after Christmas
My true love and I had a fight
And so I chopped the pear tree down
And burnt it, just for spite

Then with a single cartridge
I shot that blasted partridge

My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.

The second day after Christmas
I pulled on the old rubber gloves
And very gently wrung the necks
Of both the turtle doves

My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.

On the third day after Christmas
My mother caught the croup
I had to use the three French hens
To make some chicken soup

The four calling birds were a big mistake For their language was obscene
The five golden rings were completely fake and turned my fingers green.

The sixth day after Christmas
The six laying geese wouldn't lay
So I sent the whole darn gaggle to the
A.S.P.C.A.

My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.

On the seventh day, what a mess I found The seven swans-a-swimming all had drowned.

The eighth day after Christmas
Before they could suspect
I bundled up the
Eight maids-a-milking
Nine ladies dancing
Ten lords-a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
And sent them back collect

I wrote my true love
"We are through, love!"
And I said in so many words
"Furthermore your Christmas gifts were for the Birds!"

Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree!"

It was Christmas and the judge was in a very merry mood. He asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" The prisoner replied, "Doing my Christmas shopping too early." "That's no crime," said the judge. "Just how early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened," answered the prisoner.

Dear all,

Thanks very much for those that entered so far - and thank you for making me laugh

It is absolutely our pleasure to give you the chance to win even more by being a CC VIP (now and in the future )

Happy Gaming Always,

Geno/CC

ok, i got 1 whats black and white and red all over? answer the NEWSPAPER. you can see im not 1 for jokes lol ty, josie46

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas??




Sandy Claws!!!

Thanks for the cool extra contest for us VIP members Geno!

~Nono

One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then, Mrs. Claus told him that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

Then when he went to harness the Reindeer, he found three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground, and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then, the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas Tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you, Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?"

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas Tree


this makes me chuckle hehehehehehe


happy holidays all,

treehug

Hmmm!! Kinda Funny you mention jokes. OK mind you that I work in a Pediatricans office ok. A patient of ours just the other day, said to me { he is 9 yrs old} I have a joke for you, I said ok, what is it? He said " Grab your shirt in the front by the the neck area, an Look down , and spell attic. Ok so I did LOL @@@ A TT I C { a titty I see} . OMG i must have turned BRIGHT RED, I was so shocked . Then I thought to myself typical little boy. When all the while he was laughing histerically. His mother just kept saying , to me I am so sorry.. Anyhow I hope you get it.

A three legged dog walks into a bar and says "i'm looking for the man who shot my paw" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love that one!
MERRY CHRISTMAS CRUSHERS!!

A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."

The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like potato pancakes?" She says "No," and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"